Number of days I have lived in Madagascar, approximately: 180
Number of days I have eaten rice, approximately: 180
Number of times I have eaten salad in Madagascar: 4
Number of hot “showers” (bucket baths) I have taken: 3
Number of days I have worn flipflops: 180
Number of times I have told the neighbor children not to call me “vazaha” (a derogatory expression for “white person”): 50
Number of people in my village that have asked me to teach them English: 30
Number of people that have followed through with a lesson: 2
Number of dead baby chickens I have found in my yard, causes unknown: 5
Number of times I have danced at a community event: 2
Number of days I hear about my dancing: everyday
Number of nights I slept in a neighbor’s house because my house was infested with small fleas that live on chickens: 3
Kilos of fish we can bring in on a single fishing trip during the high season (November-February): 300-500
Kilos we’re bringing in now (August): 2-10
Number of drunks in my village (population 700): 6
Number of people who can read: about half
Number of overweight people: 3, all in the same family
Types of beer they sell in Madagascar: 4
Types of good beer they sell in Madagascar: 0
Number of chairs, forks and mugs in my house, each: 2
Number of times I have made my own peanut butter: 5
Number of days the jar lasted, on average: 2.5
Number of weeks I have lived without electricity in Madagascar: 12
Cups of rice my Malagasy friend goes through per month: 84
Cups I go through per month: 10
Bags of trash I have produced in the four months at site: 1
Number of days I have thought how lucky, how beautiful, how blessed I am: all of ‘em
A wonderful list, you are truly living, so if we come over I guess we are having rice (and maybe fish if it is between November and February)
ReplyDeleteWoops, Wayne, I believe you meant to say "when" not "if" you come over. Yes, you will be eating rice but boy is it deeelish! Dont worry about the fish; for white people theres always fish, crab, lobster, beef, chicken, and even sea turtle, for a price.
ReplyDeletewell at least when I come we know I like Rice. Not sure of all the other things...
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